- While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
- Clouds are high flying fogs.
- A monsoon is a French gentleman.
- Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
- Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
- Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
- Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
- Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
- When they broke open molecules they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
Clearly, I don't have big plans today.
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